boy scout

A member of an organization that is miserably misunderstood. In the boyscouts most of the boys spend their time playing with knives, fire,and guns. Most people say they are wimpy nerds when in fact most of them are experts with knives and could kill you from fifty feet with a spoon. On camping trips they play knife games and try to set everything they can on fire. Boy scouts do not learn good values and how to eat bugs they become experts with dangerous weapons.
Average guy: Hey look it's a wimpy little boyscout hahaha.
Boy Scout:...
Average guy: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!(lying on ground with 6 knives in his chest, all of his fingers removed, set on fire, and three tomahawks in his stomach).
by superninjapenguin February 12, 2007
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a group of mainly white people that every one thinks is queer but all they do all day is burn shit and cut stuff. most know more then 345 ways to kill you
gangster:boy scouts are fags
boy scout:what nigga
gangster:do somthin
boy scout: ..........
boy scout: gangster rip
by 312camokid June 01, 2009
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An organization that is strongly misunderstood. Although gays are not allowed, a few slip in, giving it a bad name. Boy scouts do not knit or sell cookies, but rather do shit that most people are afraid to do. Rock climibing, 100 mile long hikes, playing with fire, and eating food that you have cooked outside on dishes that have never been washed are the favorites. Those that are not home-schooled are often athletic and have at least one girlfriend.
Dude I wish I was a boy scout.
by brman March 27, 2009
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VERB: used when doing something that a boy scout would do. something that would be easy for a boy scout to do, but a little bit harder for the common folk.
Guy #1: "dude! you just went completely boy scout on that tent!"
Guy #2: "i know man! it was awesome! but not quite as awesome as how you boy scouted that fire!"
by JohnsonPSanderson October 28, 2010
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a kid who got screwed over by overzealous parents who wanted said kid in harvard. Most boyscouts hate the program and sneak contrabrand music players to camps and swear at bystanders. (at least me anyway)
loser:"Hey you're a boy scout, what a fag!!!"
coolboyscout:"Go thumb your pocket protector you dipshit before I kick your ass."
by novark September 12, 2006
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1)A boy who is a member of the Boy Scouts.
2)Slang term for a man or boy who is considered to be naive.
Gang Leader: "So squirt, what brings you to these mean parts of town?"
Kid: "Oh I'm just walking around selling these candy bars as a fundraiser for my troop."
Gang Leader: "Wow, are we being straight-up econ here!"
*Gang leader points and laughs at the kid as other gang members surround him and laugh at him as well*
Kid: "Um, hey, just what the heck is so funny anyway? Would you like to buy some of my candy?"
Gang Leader: "Looks like you went to the wrong place and picked the wrong guys to sell to, Boy Scout!"





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by Mark H June 04, 2005
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A kid dressed like an idiot commanded by a real idiot dressed as a kid.
Look at that idiot, he must be a boy scout.
by Toronto Raptors January 26, 2008
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