bowseritis

A most deadly virus first shown from the Nintendo DS game, Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story. Bowseritis (or the Bowser Virus) are suppose to infect a person to the others causing them to transform into a Koopaling species (depending on their ages, sizes, etc.) or becoming an original character with the exact same reference as Bowser.

Doctor: "Yes... Do I see it? I do. And it emerge? It did. A most deadly virus that will surely spell your doom... It is...called..."
*Bowser's face shows up in the crystal ball*
Doctor: "BOWSERITIS!"
Bowser (in the crystal ball): "MWAHAHA!"
Bowser (from behind them): "Somebody page me?"

by PlucktheDragon January 26, 2023

Boneritis

A severe case of the boners.

Harley was ashamed to stand up in front of the audience due to his advanced boneritis.

by Ninjasurfer July 21, 2007

Sand Boneritis

When ever you see, smell, touch or even hear sand you automatically get a raging boner.

Damn the other day I looked across the lake and saw a massive pile of sand that gave me a raging boner it must have been a really bad case if sand boneritis.

by Anal_Titty_Liquer August 10, 2018

boneritis

A disease that causes boners very often, especially in public places. The boners often last for half an hour and come back repeatedly.

I had a boneritis attack right when I had to give a presentation in front of my class.

by dk? May 28, 2005

Boneritis

A severe inflammation of the boner. Sometimes accompanied by a milky discharge.

The cause of his boneritis unknown, it was remedied by two prostitutes from Shanghai's Red Light District.

by Einhorn N Finkle June 3, 2019

Boomeritis

Boomeritis is an illness that forces the infected to talk like old British men from the 1800’s. It can be fatal in some situations, but the worst cases tend to only cause lasting damage to the brain and how it functions.

“Kiwi has developed a bad case of boomeritis, maybe she should get some rest.”

by BrooklynHalo_ March 29, 2020

boomeritis

A variety of aches, pains and musculoskeletal ailments and injuries seen in increasing frequency in the active baby boomer population. These include tendinitis, bursitis, arthritis and "fix-me-itis". Although the term was initially used to describe problems in the baby boomer generation, it is also seen in both older and younger individuals. This term, coined by orthopaedic surgeon Nicholas A. DiNubile, M.D. has recieved national media attention and is used in an educational campaign by the American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons. Learn more about boomeritis at www.drnick.com.

I am seeing more and more patients in my office with boomeritis.

by Nicholas A. DiNubile, M.D. October 31, 2003