Boomeritis

Boomeritis is an illness that forces the infected to talk like old British men from the 1800’s. It can be fatal in some situations, but the worst cases tend to only cause lasting damage to the brain and how it functions.

“Kiwi has developed a bad case of boomeritis, maybe she should get some rest.”

by BrooklynHalo_ March 29, 2020

boomeritis

A variety of aches, pains and musculoskeletal ailments and injuries seen in increasing frequency in the active baby boomer population. These include tendinitis, bursitis, arthritis and "fix-me-itis". Although the term was initially used to describe problems in the baby boomer generation, it is also seen in both older and younger individuals. This term, coined by orthopaedic surgeon Nicholas A. DiNubile, M.D. has recieved national media attention and is used in an educational campaign by the American Academy of Orthopaedic Surgeons. Learn more about boomeritis at www.drnick.com.

I am seeing more and more patients in my office with boomeritis.

by Nicholas A. DiNubile, M.D. October 31, 2003

Boomeritis

A disease in which one has a boomer-esque mindset, and there is no cure.

Boomer: Ew, that person died their hair. That is gross.
Person: I think you have Boomeritis

by suburban04 May 6, 2020

Boneritis

A severe case of the boners.

Harley was ashamed to stand up in front of the audience due to his advanced boneritis.

by Ninjasurfer July 21, 2007

Sand Boneritis

When ever you see, smell, touch or even hear sand you automatically get a raging boner.

Damn the other day I looked across the lake and saw a massive pile of sand that gave me a raging boner it must have been a really bad case if sand boneritis.

by Anal_Titty_Liquer August 10, 2018

boneritis

A disease that causes boners very often, especially in public places. The boners often last for half an hour and come back repeatedly.

I had a boneritis attack right when I had to give a presentation in front of my class.

by dk? May 28, 2005

Boomertistic

An adjective to describe somebody with a Baby Boomer like personality.

"That woman over there is so boomertistic it annoys me."

by obama.com October 27, 2019