bourdem

A disease where past levels of this disease like boredom, boredum, bourdom, and bordem have passed extremely. This is the LAST level of the disease family: Bored. Here are the stage levels in order: Boredom (1), Boredum (2), Bordem, (3), bourdom (4), and bourdeem (5).

1: IM SO BORED I HAVE BOURDEM!

bourdem by +_)(*&^%$#@!~|}{POIUYTREWQ":LK May 18, 2023

Bournemouth 

An amazing town on the South Coast of England with the best night-life in the UK and the second best beaches (after Poole).
Often put down by people who come from London due to the fact that they're angry that they can't afford to live somewhere that awesome, and also by people from Brighton, who are jealous because Bomo has a proper beach with real sand.

Londoner: "Bournemouth is so borin' blud"
Bomo-Dweller: "What, because there are no stabbings?"

Brightonite: "Yeah well Brighton is the REAL B-Town, and our clubs are WAAAY cheaper."
Bomo-Dweller: "Fuck off and sunbathe on some stones."

Bournemouth by Surferdudewithhugeballs December 9, 2010

Bournemouth Bomber 

Bournemouth Bomber - The bomber is a extremely high in volume and nearly illegal drink, which can be found in the suburbs of Gran Alicante, Spain. The drink comprises of all the same ingredients as a 'fat frog' but with the added extra of 150ml of absinthe. The cocktail must be served in a pitcher and consumed through straws for added campness.

Ingredients:

1 bottle Smirnoff Ice
1 bottle Bacardi Breezer Orange
1 bottle WKD Original Vodka Blue
150ml of Absinthe

Alex : "I feel like get rat arsed, get me a pint in!"

Andy : "Why don't you get a Bournemouth Bomber, that will get you shit faced!"

Bournemouth Bomber by apc1986 October 24, 2012

Bordem 

the reason youre here right now!

said in utter bordem: ill go check out urbandictionary.com while i facbook...

Bordem by Lousiffer February 4, 2010

Bournemouth Girl 

A young lady from the seaside town of Bournemouth who is wrapped up in her appearance, has limited brain cells and lusts after trophy boyfriends.

Typically seen looking attractive yet artificial, with fake tan, nails, heavy makeup and a revealing outfit. Not too dissimilar from the 'Essex Girl'. Typical aims in life are to bag a football player.

"Bovvd. That place is just filled with typical Bournemouth girls."

Bournemouth Girl by schmackeroonie February 13, 2010

Bournemouth Block 

When a conspiracy theorist is confronted with factual evidence that disproves one of his theories, the person bringing forth the facts gets banned and blocked from the website. This is usually followed by a rant on the main page of the website by the conspiracy theorist.

When Bertram presented his evidence that the earth is indeed a globe, he was given the Bournemouth Block.

Bournemouth Block by LanceBoyle August 17, 2018

bourdez 

Describing a certain situation or the state of affairs in a manner of everything being hectic and/or simply fucked up. Most commonly used as a known, to replace the phrase "what a crock of shit".

"Everything is bourdez". The word bourdez can also, and is also most commonly used on its own.

bourdez by jBolak August 24, 2006