bottom pair 

In Texas Hold 'Em Poker, the lowest pair of cards. Usually only relevant when nobody else has made a hand, but the lowest card on the board makes one pair for you.

"Bottom pair."
"All I got is ace high -- you win."

bottom pair by Coell May 14, 2005

A-Pair-Of-Damp-Pyjama-Bottoms 

1)An item of clothing often associated with a person is commonly either wets the bed or has wet dreams.

2)An insult for someone who is boring or may have spunked themselves in public recently.

Man 1: Haha, did you hear about that guy who has wet dreams every night?
Man 2: Jees! What A-Pair-Of-Damp-Pyjama-Bottoms

A-Pair-Of-Damp-Pyjama-Bottoms by Guy Whitaker June 12, 2009