Bottlenecking

when you stick your flaccid penis in a bottle then make it go erect inside the bottle

911 whats your emergency
I was bottlenecking and now my dick fell off

by Jpl Gaymes March 24, 2017

Bottlenecking

Removing the cap of a beer bottle in one's anus while using said beer bottle for anal stimulation.

I was bottlenecking the shit out of her, but afterwards the beer tasted terrible.

by The Real Big Cheif May 19, 2011

Bottlenecking

When the skin of a circumsized penis comes over the head, especially when cold.

Dude, check it out, I'm bottlenecking!" "Aw, dude, put that shit away!"

by Penn's April 30, 2011

Bottleneck

Computer-related definition: A part of your computer internals is slowing your entire system down.

Example of a Bottleneck: Your GPU is higher-end compared to your processor, but your processor isn't powerful enough and prevents your GPU from working at full potential. This is also known as bootlegging.

by The Elder Hobo October 22, 2013

Bottleneck

A bottleneck is a point of congestion in a production system (such as an assembly line or a computer network) that occurs when workloads arrive too quickly for the production process to handle.

Pepe can not handle this volume, he is such a bottleneck

by DonLemar June 07, 2019

Bottleneck

Bottleneck is a thing or a person that slows down a flow or a process

A: Hey how is the project going?
B: It´s alright but Naga is a bottleneck so we are a bit behind

by NAHA31 October 13, 2021

bottleneck

A co-worker who takes so long to do their job they make every project take longer than it should.

We would have been done with this project two months ago if Dante wasn't such a bottleneck.

by SafeGoat August 04, 2008