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bottle shopper 

A girl who goes to the store to shop for the perfect size bottle to masterbate with.
My girlfriend is a bottle shopper. She spent 30 minutes in the shampoo aisle looking for a bottle 3 inches wide and 10 inches long to fuck.
bottle shopper by -HEF- September 3, 2009

bottle shopper 

A bag you take when you are shopping for wine.
I plan to buy a lot...better bring the bottle shopper.
bottle shopper by Trucker49 November 12, 2011

bottleshop 

liquor store , australia
bottleshop by Anonymous July 2, 2003

battleshop 

When you keep trying to get the right size shoes or clothes by repeatedly ordering and returning things online, after the board game Battleship.
"Did your girlfriend get what she wants yet from Lululemon?". "No, she's going to return yesterday's order and go battleshopping again."
battleshop by Waterdocto112 February 3, 2024

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026