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bottle shopper 

A girl who goes to the store to shop for the perfect size bottle to masterbate with.
My girlfriend is a bottle shopper. She spent 30 minutes in the shampoo aisle looking for a bottle 3 inches wide and 10 inches long to fuck.
bottle shopper by -HEF- September 3, 2009

bottle shopper 

A bag you take when you are shopping for wine.
I plan to buy a lot...better bring the bottle shopper.
bottle shopper by Trucker49 November 12, 2011

bottleshop 

liquor store , australia
bottleshop by Anonymous July 2, 2003

battleshop 

When you keep trying to get the right size shoes or clothes by repeatedly ordering and returning things online, after the board game Battleship.
"Did your girlfriend get what she wants yet from Lululemon?". "No, she's going to return yesterday's order and go battleshopping again."
battleshop by Waterdocto112 February 3, 2024
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026