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Bohemian Bachelor 

Step 1. Is to remove your watch and and any rings.

Step 2. As she lays on her back naked on the bed. You keep your dominant foot on the floor and step on her face with your other foot.

Step 3. You then proceed to work both of your entire hands into her vagina.

Step 4. You take your non dominant hand out and press down on her tummy for stability.

Step 5. You proceed to jerk off to completion with your dominant hand which should still be completely inside of her. Allow yourself to finish.

Step 6. You tell her that she can't be your girlfriend because she's just too loose down there.
I performed a textbook bohemian bachelor on her and I forgot my watch at her place, damn it...
Bohemian Bachelor by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020
Winnie the Pooh's equivalent of "Mother fucking shit".
Piglet: Oh no! Tigger's bounced all over the vegetable garden and ruined the carrots!
Winnie the Pooh: Oh bother!
oh bother by Rebecks March 17, 2008
Word of the Day on July 21, 2021

Near Bother 

Irish colloquialism. Popularised by residents of the town of Trim, Co. Meath. No bother. To have no worries or problems about one's self
Felix: What's the formation?
T-Bo: Ahh, near bother to ya
Wiggles: wulla wulla wulla
Near Bother by FelixInTheBigCity January 11, 2009

Bohemian Tragedy

A description of the rise of right wing elitists under whom we progressively lose access to our vote, our bodies, access to education and our freedom of speech.
The U.S. government is infiltrated more deeply by autocrats and corporations who are funding this Bohemian Tragedy.
Bohemian Tragedy by Dr Bunnygirl December 9, 2018

hot and bothered 

To become sexually aroused to the point where you are unable to think clearly.
I got the mad flow that makes all the ladies get hot and bothered.
hot and bothered by DB September 18, 2004

Bohemian Crap-Slap

The act of shitting into your own hand while having sex from behind and slapping it onto your partner's ass.
Friend #1: How can I spice things up in the bedroom?
Friend #2: Have you ever tried the Bohemian Crap-Slap? It's the shit.
Bohemian Crap-Slap by Shleeee January 1, 2019