The inability to acquire positive attention from the female gender, i.e. women typically
this syndrome affects predominately males and is a terminal illness,
it shows its symptoms at an early age at 14 or 15 if the individual struggles to find an even temporary mate and is stuck in a perpetual state of "bitchlessness"
it is safe to say the individual in question has this syndrome
"the boy suffered deeply from no bitchessyndrome causing him to die a virgin and with noone to continue his bloodline"
One would rather assume an aggressive, animalistic persona to dominate, annihilate, conquer and destroy THEIR GOALS than to run after fuckboys/bitches/hoes /girls/ boys and become a SIMP.
One would rather hustle, grind and put in work to achieve his or her goals than to play around with men or women who ainโt on shit.
Jake: Hey Martin, what's up with the girls? You seeing someone?
Martin: Got not time for girls Jake, I'm Beastmode Over Bitches Jake: Oh okay! So you're B.O.B
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.