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Boston Baked Beans 

Little red candy coated peanut things that often come in a little red ceramic jar.
Oh boy, I just bought some Boston Baked Beans candies, man do I love these things!

boston baked beans 

when a broad is giving you a blowjob and you hold down her head on your wanker and rip one
man, i opend a can of boston baked beans on that tina bitch last night.

Boston baked beans 

the sexual act of getting your partner gassie then stretching out there butthole then putting your balls in there rectum and having them fart them out.
dude that chick i did last night had taco bell for dinner so i made her give me some Boston baked beans.

Boston Baked Beans 

When a guy deficates into a girl's pussy and then procedes to eat her out
Chris loves Boston Baked Beans

BOSTON BAKED BEAN NUTS 

(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.

Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.

Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.

Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.
John: Man, she cleaned my grimey, red-smudged Boston Baked Bean Nuts shaft like it was candy
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026