bornhoft

A very friendly person that can drink anyone under the table. Usually short but still has the best time. Your bestie booooy

A Bornhoft is out having another good time on a Friday but his wife can't find him

by The best wifey lady May 1, 2021

bornhoftism

noun - the practice of believing that you have a chance to get involved in intimate relationships with women in a span of a few hours in hopes of getting "some"; note that you must also be a raving, uncompromising, homophobic, racist, redheaded, and gung-ho redneck to exhibig bornhoftism

Omg....can you believe what kinda of bornhoftist person he is?..he says he's "confused" but yet he knows why he can't get girls....

by goerge w. bush bornhoft III September 28, 2003

bornhoffen

1980s in juvenile usage, a person who would rather eat bread than have sex.

From a 1980's advertising campaign for bread in Australia: A man turns down an evening with a buxom wench to repair with a slice of multigrain. Voiceover: "Man does not live by bread alone but with Bornhoffen he comes close."

This was then contracted into "B'hoffen" with aspirated first syllable and finally just "boffin" to describe nerds.

Look at that bornhoffen, what a nerd.

by Roggen June 21, 2006