bornhoftism

noun - the practice of believing that you have a chance to get involved in intimate relationships with women in a span of a few hours in hopes of getting "some"; note that you must also be a raving, uncompromising, homophobic, racist, redheaded, and gung-ho redneck to exhibig bornhoftism
Omg....can you believe what kinda of bornhoftist person he is?..he says he's "confused" but yet he knows why he can't get girls....
by goerge w. bush bornhoft III September 29, 2003
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bornhoft

A very friendly person that can drink anyone under the table. Usually short but still has the best time. Your bestie booooy
A Bornhoft is out having another good time on a Friday but his wife can't find him
by The best wifey lady May 02, 2021
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