born again

A reason to give people to forgive you after performing an illegal or immoral act.

When Ann Coulter was confronted in an interview that her lies weould send her to hell, she stated, "I can make up anything I want because when it comes to facing those pearly gates I will be born again"

by Jeff Satkin April 6, 2005

born again

When a dwarf is rammed up an elephants ass,and the elephant shits the little bastard out.

We stole an elephant , kidnapped a "little person" ,gave the pachyderm a dose of ex lax ,shoved the dwarf up its ass , stood back and let nature take its course . The dwarf was born again.

by Bosoms Orork June 19, 2010

born again

"Spiritual" description for a recovering alcoholic, or an american Southerner.

Highest on the local GOP's agenda was replacing the local liberal-homo-muslim-socialist-friendly school board with born again members.

The Right-To-Life spokewoman, now born again, denounced the clinic staff who performed her abortion in her second year of college.

by edgarde April 11, 2011

born again

One that hasn't had sexual intercourse with another person for a lapsed period of one year (12 months).

Basically to be a "born again virgin" usually not by choice.

Steve: How long has it been for you John?
John: Uh.. about a year.
Steve: Haha! You're a born again
Sue: What a loser.

by KREW September 4, 2007

Born Again

To be born out of the physical nature and into a spiritual nature.

John 3:3 - Jesus answered and said unto him, "Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God."

by Intrama February 2, 2004

Born again stoner

When a heavy pot smoker stops smoking weed for a long period of time, and then smokes again. They become a born again stoner.

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by Twizzler February 26, 2016

born again stupid

Someone who is born with intelligence, receives an education and thinks logically, only to give up educated and intelligent thinking, logic and even self discovery for stupid thinking, ignorantly living without any thought or understanding of consequences or, alternatively, blindly following an organization, crowd or individual(s).

A person who is born again stupid is someone who stops being open-minded and tolerant then becomes a conservative. Someone who once listened to a broad range of ideas but now blindly follows the rhetoric and leader(s) in a neo-conservative group, refusing to listen to facts and logic.

by lovesmyway April 12, 2010