born again

A reason to give people to forgive you after performing an illegal or immoral act.

When Ann Coulter was confronted in an interview that her lies weould send her to hell, she stated, "I can make up anything I want because when it comes to facing those pearly gates I will be born again"

by Jeff Satkin April 06, 2005

born again

When a dwarf is rammed up an elephants ass,and the elephant shits the little bastard out.

We stole an elephant , kidnapped a "little person" ,gave the pachyderm a dose of ex lax ,shoved the dwarf up its ass , stood back and let nature take its course . The dwarf was born again.

by Bosoms Orork June 20, 2010

born again

"Spiritual" description for a recovering alcoholic, or an american Southerner.

Highest on the local GOP's agenda was replacing the local liberal-homo-muslim-socialist-friendly school board with born again members.

The Right-To-Life spokewoman, now born again, denounced the clinic staff who performed her abortion in her second year of college.

by edgarde April 29, 2011

born again

One that hasn't had sexual intercourse with another person for a lapsed period of one year (12 months).

Basically to be a "born again virgin" usually not by choice.

Steve: How long has it been for you John?
John: Uh.. about a year.
Steve: Haha! You're a born again
Sue: What a loser.

by KREW September 13, 2007

Born Again

To be born out of the physical nature and into a spiritual nature.

John 3:3 - Jesus answered and said unto him, "Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God."

by Intrama February 01, 2004

Born again stoner

When a heavy pot smoker stops smoking weed for a long period of time, and then smokes again. They become a born again stoner.

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by Twizzler August 28, 2016

Born Again Masturbator

- A person who hasn't masturbated longer than three months.

- A person who decides to stop masturbating

- "Hey Bob, I haven't masturbated for like eight months, I'm a born again masturbator!"

- "I'm gonna become a born again masturbator for my wife cause she wants more time with my cock instead of me."

by JaeJeter February 13, 2009