when a guy cums in a squiggly
line on any tiled floor and the chick slides on it exactly
four and a half inches, while the man does the same
thing while having an erected penis and slides his dick into her asshole while in a laying down position.
"
Honey, the cum isnt squiggly enough for me to buhdoodle on it"
"Holy
shit theres cum all over the floor
people must have been buhdoodling in here"