Bardoofle 

To be in love with the guy/girl who likes your best friend but he always flirts with you, therefore he is a flirty ass. He likes your friend and has kissed him/her but flirts with you so you confused and then have a mental breakdown and don't know whether you like him/her anymore because this person likes your best friend.

Omg he Is a Bardoofle

wtf I thought he liked her...but he is flirting with me he is such a Bardoofle
She literally is such a Bardoofle I can't right now

Bardoofle by The Person who knows what's up November 3, 2016

Badoodle 

The term used on RuneScape invented by RuneShark randomly to recieve unique drops and other good stuff. Still based on luck, but still very commonly used.

Badoodle! ''You recieved 1x rare item''

Badoodle by Hakpet June 4, 2012

Bardoozel

(v)
1) To fail with reckless abandonment
2) To bang

(adj)
1) Having the properties of failing recklessly
2) Sailor drunk

v1) Man I sure bardoozeled that, and somehow the cat is on fire. What a fail
v2) Yeah, I bardoozeled the girl with the lazy eye, so what? We all make poor choices.

adj1) I had a very bardoozely evening. Can you pick me up from the county hotel?
adj2) It's dollar jack night. Time to get bardoozeled].

Bardoozel by Doozel December 8, 2009

Badoozle

Derived from the term BOOZLE (meaning bullshit), used to express:

Anything predominantly bullshit, astonishing or funny.

Definition varies with accentuation and usage in different context, much like the word FUCK

"HAHA! I badoozled my way out of work today!"

"DJ: Where's CJ?
AJ: I think he's badoozling with that girl in the room."

"i badoozled myself by sleeping with my ex's cousin"

"RJ: yo i saw your ex with CJ last night!
DJ: what?! badooozle!!!!!"

Badoozle by mr. swag February 11, 2009

Badoodlewacky 

People who think something is not as funny as it should be.

In reference to a Jake & Amir sketch:

"Count me in the all "give-me-back-the-old-J&A-y'all" badoodlewacky"

OR

I'm not a badoodlewacker like you, I think that they're still funny as shiatzoo.

Badoodlewacky by WilliamWin November 22, 2010

badoozler 

someone who is totally smoked out on meth...

Not just your average tweeker but someone who just can't hang or has reached the delusional point in their high...a week and beyond.

"Did you hear that badoozler trying to tell me that a harrier jet was following him?"

"I'm real sure a 30 million dollar jet plane is following that homeless badoozler around town on his bike."

badoozler by King_Of_Krell December 30, 2007

Bardoodle 

When someone pretends to be asleep while snoring to cover up the sound of HIS masturbation.

"I just went upstairs and caught him mid bardoodle. He's gross."

Bardoodle by BloccHead June 21, 2009