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That is a bordeau
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bordeaux
A metonymic term encompassing all of the wines produced in the Bordeaux region of France. These, mostly red, wines are characterized by a smooth, balanced taste that is largely the result of the blending of the Cabernet Sauvignon and Merlot grape varieties, among others. A good starter for those not yet acquainted with the noble art that is proper wine drinking.
I felt reluctant to try the new bordeaux bottle advertised in the store, then I remembered its quality prevents it from being at all associated with douchebaggery.
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Ryan Bourdeau
Ryan Bourdeau is what you would call someone who is very good at pissing off his French and geo teacher, his friend and anyone that tries to eat his Nutella. He is most-likely a very big foodie that loves puns. A Ryan Bourdeau is probably going to be tiktok famous. He also likes to annoy his friend by telling her a dirty joke of the day.
Ryan Bourdeau by uraveragewhitewashedarab February 28, 2020
Ryan Bourdeau
Ryan Bourdeau is a 140 year old grandma who loves to bake cookies. She also loves the blueberry faygo drink even though the orange ones are better. She's very clumsy and tends to spill water on herself frequently.
Person 1: What was that sound?
Person 2: There goes grandma Ryan Bourdeau spilling something once again.
Person 2: There goes grandma Ryan Bourdeau spilling something once again.
Ryan Bourdeau by tiktokdanceobsessed February 28, 2020
BORDHEAUX
There comes a time in life, post breakup, where you’ll find yourself comparing you to your significant other.
When doing so, we encourage you to use the BORDHEAUX method.
Friend: I never knew what you saw in her. You’re a fine, strong, dark fruit, that tastes immaculate and leaves mouths wanting more. You’re dominant. An elegant masterpiece only to be paired with the best.
Friend: She’s more of a....how would you describe her, like a boxed franzia. The end.
Friend + Friend: so basically she’s not a bordeaux, she’s a BORDHEAUX.
When doing so, we encourage you to use the BORDHEAUX method.
Friend: I never knew what you saw in her. You’re a fine, strong, dark fruit, that tastes immaculate and leaves mouths wanting more. You’re dominant. An elegant masterpiece only to be paired with the best.
Friend: She’s more of a....how would you describe her, like a boxed franzia. The end.
Friend + Friend: so basically she’s not a bordeaux, she’s a BORDHEAUX.
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