There comes a time in life, post breakup, where you’ll find yourself comparing you to your significant other.
When doing so, we encourage you to use the BORDHEAUX method.
Friend: I never knew what you saw in her. You’re a fine, strong, dark fruit, that tastes immaculate and leaves mouths wanting more. You’re dominant. An elegant masterpiece only to be paired with the best.
Friend: She’s more of a....how would you describe her, like a boxed franzia. The end.
Friend + Friend: so basically she’s not a bordeaux, she’s a BORDHEAUX.
When doing so, we encourage you to use the BORDHEAUX method.
Friend: I never knew what you saw in her. You’re a fine, strong, dark fruit, that tastes immaculate and leaves mouths wanting more. You’re dominant. An elegant masterpiece only to be paired with the best.
Friend: She’s more of a....how would you describe her, like a boxed franzia. The end.
Friend + Friend: so basically she’s not a bordeaux, she’s a BORDHEAUX.
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A metonymic term encompassing all of the wines produced in the Bordeaux region of France. These, mostly red, wines are characterized by a smooth, balanced taste that is largely the result of the blending of the Cabernet Sauvignon and Merlot grape varieties, among others. A good starter for those not yet acquainted with the noble art that is proper wine drinking.
I felt reluctant to try the new bordeaux bottle advertised in the store, then I remembered its quality prevents it from being at all associated with douchebaggery.
by satelit September 19, 2012
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I aint. I'm tired, Pierre said.
Tired? Pierre, you shouldn't be tired. you gotta start gettin some exercise boy. When I was your age, I used to swim across da bayou three times before breakfast, Beadreaux chuckled. Why you laughing? Don't you believe me boy? Beaudreaux demanded.
Yes sir, I believe you. Pierre said, but I was just wondering why you didn't swim across four times so you would be back on the side with your clothes?
I aint. I'm tired, Pierre said.
Tired? Pierre, you shouldn't be tired. you gotta start gettin some exercise boy. When I was your age, I used to swim across da bayou three times before breakfast, Beadreaux chuckled. Why you laughing? Don't you believe me boy? Beaudreaux demanded.
Yes sir, I believe you. Pierre said, but I was just wondering why you didn't swim across four times so you would be back on the side with your clothes?
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