boozeoir

The pub. Derived from boozer and boudoir.

Used when you are trying to make your grubby local sound more appealing.

or

Wwhen being sarcastic about the awful haunt you have to drink in, and trying to convince yourself you actually want to spend the entire Friday night there.

"Come on Jimmy, we'll only have a couple of pints down the boozeoir, and then we'll go somewhere else"

or

"Ere look yah, my boozeoir is well sofisticated innit, the landlord unblocks the urinals quite regularly."

by siymon September 8, 2008