Dude, I must have been partying pretty hard last night cuz I have a wicked crop of booze bruises this morning.
by MaggieMegs April 15, 2007
The bruises you will inevitably get after drinking. Usually you don't remember where they came from the next morning.
"Did you see the size of the booze bruise on her leg?"
"Yeah, it looked like she fell down the stairs!"
"Yeah, it looked like she fell down the stairs!"
by jayhey7 April 15, 2014
"Whoa, what happened to you?"
"I don't remember, but it looks like I fell down stairs or something!"
"Ah, must be a booze bruise."
"I don't remember, but it looks like I fell down stairs or something!"
"Ah, must be a booze bruise."
by BoozeBruise March 15, 2015
by Raygun13 December 20, 2015