The complete menstrual cycle of a female. A male who is acting like a lil bitch, displaying emotional characteristics commonly associated with females during their period.
Nigga1: Man, Im bout to hit Projeckisha ass up in a min cuz I need some pussy!
Nigga2: Boy boy boy straight up? Was up with ur girl?
Nigga1: Aww shit my nigga, that bytch pussy outta commission.
Homegirl1: Girl, he came home trippin again last night! I told him I didn't wanna talk about it because I was at work and he got all on his bootyrag.
Homegirl2: lol
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!