booty cootie 

Noun: Any of a number of sexually transmitted diseases, venerial viruses insect infestations or yeast infections.

She had so many booty cooties, they opened a VD clinic just for her.

booty cootie by Jim Paxton November 15, 2003

cootie booty 

The pooch on a chubby or older fat woman. also known as the Front Butt and the Vagummy (Vagina Tummy)

Man Mrs. Phillips got that cootie booty going on today. That front butt is lookin too nasty.

cootie booty by alex tool # 2 October 27, 2008

The Booty Cooties 

HIV/AIDS, but only the cases which were contracted via anal intercourse.

Did Charlie Sheen catch the booty cooties?

Nah man, I 'm pretty sure Charlie is winning in a different way...that dude got the needle cooties.

The Booty Cooties by Lârry Dângüs, esq. September 15, 2019

booty cooties 

Having an accumulation of crabs in one's ass-hair jungle.

Girl 1: Girl, Susan and I were scissoring last week' and now I think I have booty cooties.

Girl 2: Welcome to the jungle (to the tune of guns n roses)

booty cooties by dongjohnson March 17, 2015

Booty Cookie 

A rock-hard turd that feels like it is cutting into your booty hole while dropping a deuce.

Things began to go downhill when I felt the Booty Cookie making its way through my rectal pathway.

Booty Cookie by Jizz Blaster May 20, 2009