boogercoating 

When a person, usually older men, have so much snot draining from their nose they hold one side of their nostrils with their index finger and viciously exhale through the other side nostril forcing blasts of snot mucous out of their nose and onto the walls, floors and countertops, not excluding anything else nearby. Boogercoating is always performed with no regard for anyone nor anything around, done aimlessly with repetition for several minutes, sounds disgustingly snotty and irritating; The boogercoater will force his snot to fly out into Anyone's house, anyplace and on anything, And doesn't wipe the snot from the walls, floors, counters, etc usually claiming nothing expelled from his/her nose. But when you walk into the room the boogercoater just came out of, you'll know they were Boogercoating your house!

Sharon: What is Dan doing in there? Raking in the bathroom?
Karon: I know what he's doing - he's Boogercoating my bathroom bcuz I won't let him have the keys to the car.

Jack(on telephone): What are you doing today?
Azz: Well I have been Boogercoating myself all morning due to allergy.

boogercoating by DeepThrowWitDancer March 8, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012