booger kid 

the booger kid is a kid that no one knows. he wears baggy jeans and minecraft t-shirts. he rocks some colorful sketchers but its only green and blue cuz he isnt gay. at school he isnt a normal kid who has a binder he has one of those five star binder things that have like a pencil case all in one that no one else has. he is really creepy when it comes to girls. he will follow you. so watch out. he is really bad at spelling and he uses text talk in real life. he spells like “kewt” and “gurl”. he is famous for the one and only “xD”. he claims he has lots of girlfriends but there only on roblox.

OH SHOOT ITS THE BOOGER KID HE GONNA KISS ME

booger kid by ava blakemore August 19, 2018

Boomer kid 

A kid that acts like a boomer and rejects modern pop culture. He will rant to you about modern times like a boomer would, but somehow it’s 10x more annoying.

Kid: hey check out this post on instagram

Boomer kid: I don’t even use Instagram

Kid: I wasn’t even talking to you

...

Boomer kid: Modern day music sucks, I wish I was-

Kid: shut the fuck up

Boomer kid by Alex Daddy August 16, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016