Pronounced: Boo-blutt-ing
Synonymous with moping around, pitying yourself, wallowing in your sorrows longer than you should be. Booblutting holds a negative connotation, and the person needs to cut it out, and suck it up.
Barb: Work was so hard, class was sooo boring, and I just want to cuddle. waaaah.
Kate: Barb, quit booblutting. Suck it up.
The tearing of a white male's anus due to anal sex with a well hung black male.
Joey told us he was walking awkward because he had slipped down his steps, but once we found out he'd been seeing Tyrone on the side, we all knew it was a classic case of Boogbutt.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.