bongo drum
bongo drum by KoochieKing December 16, 2018
Rusty Lawnmower Bongo Drum
When feces accidentally sprays out of the anus during the course of performing a lawnmower and is addressed by tapping it back into the anus, much like beating on a bongo drum.
How'd that orgy go, Max?
Oh, not too well, Horace. I had to administer a rusty lawnmower bongo drum. You see, I got a little wild with my pull on the anal beads and had to bust out my Billie Jean drum beats to quell the flow of ass butter. Thank God my 4-4 timing was impeccable otherwise it may have been much worse.
Oh, not too well, Horace. I had to administer a rusty lawnmower bongo drum. You see, I got a little wild with my pull on the anal beads and had to bust out my Billie Jean drum beats to quell the flow of ass butter. Thank God my 4-4 timing was impeccable otherwise it may have been much worse.
Rusty Lawnmower Bongo Drum by Shmizdow May 9, 2011
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bingo drumming
When a guy has been doing you repetitively for way too long so you just yell “BINGO!” to end your misery.
“How was your date?”
“Ugh, guy was bingo drumming me for like 30 minutes before I called it. I’m still raw. He had it coming.”
“But not you!”
“Ugh, guy was bingo drumming me for like 30 minutes before I called it. I’m still raw. He had it coming.”
“But not you!”
bingo drumming by dicktoenail July 9, 2019
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