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Bongani is a very tall black male, who is often the life of the party. Sike. Bongani is good at sports and is and extremely amazing artist. They are multi-talented. Bongani knows how to keep a woman, he always loves his lady and often rejects the swarm of women who constantly bombard him with their love for him. Bongani cannot dance but can surely move his way into your heart.
Damn that nigga a sax, must be a Bongani.
Bongani by BlazingDragon77 July 10, 2018
1.Misunderstood individual.

2.Black or white male who is always drunk at a party.

3.Has a 50/50 chance of hooking up with females.
1. Q: Who is that quiet guy in the back dressed in all black? A: don't mind him he is Bongani

2. Omg Bongani you are so drunk

3. Q: What do you think your chances with her are? A: Bongani
Bongani by Akinfeev April 19, 2013
yo bruh you got the bongani?
yes bruh we goin dala this bongani good tonight
Bongani by B0NGANI July 28, 2022

Bongani kwenda 

I'd sleep with the men named bongani kwenda

boganii splendicus 

The "splendid bogan", a sub species of the famous "boganii australis". This particular beast is extremely hard to recognise for they appear "normal" on the outside, in fact they are often considered "beautiful", but deep down they are terrifyingly ugly and BOGAN!
They are often found throughout the "North Shore" and "Eastern Suburbs" of Sydney.
David Attenborough; BE WARNED. "One must exhibit extreme caution when approaching the Boganii splendicus, for looks can be very deceiving".
boganii splendicus by tangelico July 21, 2009

bongunism 

Bongunism is the political ideology which promotes the equalisation of society by mass-bakeage. The belief originated in the ancient land of Tokeopia, with Karl Sparx and N. Joe's social schematics. In a series of tests, the pair concluded that smoking loads of dope was indeed lots of fun, and believed that an entire society could be based around the act. Bongunism was picked up by revolutionaries who formed the Bongunist Party, the leading party in the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia.
"Comrades, you shall give your lives for Bongunism!"
bongunism by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007

Bongunist Party 

The Bongunist Party is the international political party which supports the ideology of Bongunism. They are also the official ruling party in the Union of Stonerland and Tokeopia. The Bongunist Party believes that all classes should unite in tokeing the Holy Herb.
"Would you like to joint he Bongunist Party, comrade? Free ghanja!"
"Really???"
"No, get lost leecher!"
Bongunist Party by Mr. Stab December 4, 2007
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