boner turd

a small potato shaped person often mistaken for an elephant turd, also known as milk-dud

It was noted that he did bare the resemblance of a boner turd. He was unaware of the label affixed to his hat naming him such.

by dirtharrison March 19, 2014

turd boner

When you poop in a swimsuit (usually a bikini) and it sticks out and looks like a boner on your butt

Oh no I got a turd boner

by No no god please no nooooooooo February 23, 2018

boneturd

When a male hollows out a piece of feces and inserts his penis into said hollowed feces. He then proceeds to have intercourse with a female.

Tom gave Meredith a boneturd. He said it stunk for weeks after.

by dyllicious January 27, 2011