boner time

In response to an action or statement; a state of unparalleled excellence in which achieving a boner is not only fitting, but a moral imperative.

"Hey man, all of our classes were canceled, Mallory called and said she was totally free, and I just picked up a case of Keystone!"

"Boner Time!"

boner time by xtremebro January 28, 2009

boner time

Any ammount of time spent watching pornography, looking at beautiful women, or simply fantasizing. Popularized by Sean W. Scott in the movie Road Trip

"Barry, dim the lights... it's BONER TIME!!"

boner time by TrippleZero May 9, 2005

boner time

Positive reaction to an attractive woman.

"Did you see Caitlin in her backless dress?"
"Yeah, serious boner time."

boner time by charles in charge January 25, 2005

It's Boner Time! 

1) a phrase you shout once your penis becomes erect.

2) a phrase you shout when you are about to beat someone so bad in a videogame that it makes you sexually aroused.

mike: "It's Boner Time!"
Bob: "you have a boner right now, dont you?"
Mike: "yep"

John: "oh man! This match is full of noobs waiting to get pwned! It's Boner Time, bitches!"

It's Boner Time! by paster whackadoodle August 9, 2012

Time-Travel Boner 

When you watch old videos of a singer or movie star who was extremely hot in the past, but not so much in the present time; due to plastic surgery or just old age.

"Watching Madonna in that old music video gives me a time-travel boner"

Time-Travel Boner by lodfrog June 3, 2013

Bone Time 99 

To have coitus. To have sexual intercourse. The act of inserting your penis into a woman's vagina (assuming she is of legal age and mind-set) and thrusting in and out until orgasm is achieved.

Me and Veronica are gonna play bone time 99 later. Yeah!

Bone Time 99 by McSandtrap July 20, 2008

It’s bone time 

Phrase yelled around substitute teachers referring too “self pleasure”

Sub:Please go to page 420
Aj: IT’S BONE TIME
Charley and rest of class:HAHAHAHAHA

It’s bone time by CharleyXAjProductions September 14, 2022