Boner Poison

A substance, image, situation, or thought that destroys an otherwise steadfast boner.

Man, I was messing around with this girl the other night, and for some reason, I thought of the time I saw these two bums fucking in a dumpster and the Boner Poison hit...

by CEGB December 22, 2009

Boner Poison

Noun: Someone/something that ruins a pristine moment or generally shits all over what was supposed to be a good moment.

*see buzzkill

Verb: (Poisoning one's boner) the act of being boner poison.

Noun: Drake was total Boner Poison when he only took one vicodin, leaving me one pill short of what shouldve been an amazing high.

Verb: By taking only one vicodin, Drake poisoned my boner.

by Sneaky lopez July 10, 2010

boner prison

A locked, inescapable room with many many erect penis's directed toward a certain prisoner.

Sarah passed out at Mikes party last night so Mike and all his buddies created a boner prison. She woke up half way through but it was too late.

by Golly_jeepers489 December 15, 2016