boner graveyard 

a place where boners go to die.

"did you see Hillary Clinton"
"yeah, she looks like a total boner graveyard"

boner graveyard by lettheweinerkick March 4, 2009

Graveyard Boners 

1. A non-existant gang some loser claims to belong to.
2. A guy who acts like/says/thinks he's in a real gang, when, in reality, if he ever approached them, the cops would never find his body.

Larry: Y'all better watch out! I run with a gang son!

Me: (mocking Larry) Oh, Graveyard Boners, baby!

Graveyard Boners by Anarchist October 19, 2003