When you are about to plant your yearly daffodils, before you do so you have to 'garden bone' this is where you pour old gritty soil inside your foreskin and a tiny bit in your japs eye, wank and make yourself cum- then use the soil and cum mixture residue to plant your new daffodils.
Hey Jamal you crazy bastard, you can't just plant those daffodils without have a garden bone for fuck sake! Grandad will go skitz!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).