Boner Bend 

When a male has to piss with an erection and in order to do so, bends himself in a very weird manner.
Said erection can be a result of being turned on or morning wood.

I woke up today with morning wood, so I had to piss making a boner bend.

Boner Bend by HeavyFuel July 24, 2011

Boner bend 

Pressing your erection against the object of your affection.

Before putting it in, I gave my loved one a few boner bends against her knees, just to let her know I care.

Boner bend by GhostWarriorDong October 2, 2013

boner bend 

a guy who is such a big cuntbag he reminds everyone of jacquie

that boy over there is making sydney look like a major boner bend , wtf. *ghetto snaps*

boner bend by patriciaisthetits. July 26, 2009

boner bender 

An event that ruins a metaphorical erection.

Billy: "You know I go crazy for gumballs man. Well, last easter, I found this egg-shaped piece of candy. I was pretty sure it was a gumball. When I bit into it, though, it was one of those fucking repulsive malt balls! My quaff was so loud that my neighbor called the cops. Those bastards at the malt ball factory always pull that shit."

Darrel: "Talk about a boner bender man. Let's go buy some gumballs"

boner bender by bjergen May 24, 2007

boner bender 

a sex spree

Bob took viagra and went on a boner bender with Sally, Janet, Brian and Brenda.

boner bender by WCMC in Cincinnati September 2, 2016

bendy boner 

When the penis is neither fully erect, nor fully flaccid; a half chub. Not to be confused with a bendy badger.

That girl's tits are saggy, but they still gave me a bendy boner.

bendy boner by bdben February 2, 2015

bend the blade on the bone 

To stab someone so hard, that you bend the blade on the bone.

"Frank shanked Tito so hard, that he was able to bend the blade on the bone!"

bend the blade on the bone by BuckU February 14, 2019