boned up 

The past tense of bone up, meaning literally to have an erect penis, or figuratively to be aroused, excited, or enthused.

Damn, girl, you got me all boned up, and now I gotta tape it to my leg.

boned up by JPT, cunning linguist December 29, 2007

boned up 

To beocme ready and excited for something, to prepare for it. The literal meaning is to get a hard on, or erection which is a preperatory step for copulation.

figurative example- "Anton, are you all boned up for the three hour swim set?"

literal example- "She was disappointed that he couldn't get boned up, however hard he tried."

boned up by uclabeachguy January 22, 2010

Boned up 

To have a boner. An erection of the male reproductive organ.

Derek: Dan how do you live with Laura in this class?
Dan: What do you mean?
Derek: Aren't you constantly just boned up?

Boned up by PeacockRB April 10, 2015

Boned-up 

preggers, up the skyte etc

"fuck would you give her one", and the mate replies, "well i would, but i'd rather leave it for now, sure she got boned-up by mark deasly, he'd rip your head off if you went near her"

Boned-up by steven winters January 17, 2007

All sorts of boned up 

awl -sawrt -uhv, ov; unstressed uhv or, especially before consonants, uh-bohnd -uhp

- The act of boning up in an assortment of ways.

- A surefire way to make sexting awkward
- You penis going up in a hypothetical matter by replacing it with a bone, bone up.

- Hitting jade from behind
- Jade cooking in a skirt
- Jade putting her FEET, YES FEET, NOT LEGS on his shoulder (be cautious about ripping down a shower curtain.)
- Asking Jade if shes wet (even in the shower)
- The thought of Jade willing to try anything

Used in actual conversation:
"May 27Jade
lol
well i'd wear a skirt for you
i'd probably wear a lot of things for you

May 27Scott
well thank you
you're getting me all sorts of boned up "

All sorts of boned up by REALPaRqUeT September 8, 2011

Bored Up

Used in UK slang for stabbings

And I bored up R1 in his back
Micks done bored PLoose in his chest

Bored Up by Endrit Lleshi April 2, 2021

bone up 

learn about

"I'm gonna go bone up on my history facts"

bone up by Aeon102 May 17, 2004