boned

adjective;

Like when your mom finds a J and a lighter next to your bed.

ME: Shit dude, my mom found my stash!
HIM: Oh motherfucker your BONED!

by Anonymous May 30, 2003

boned

Fucked that person already.

I already boned that dumb Bitch!
Let's get boned!

by Wiggstress October 20, 2002

boned

to be really high or really drunk

"Yo man, i got so boned this weekend"
"I was so boned last night"
"Dude let's get boned"

by annieboo May 12, 2008

boned

Term identifying technology that allows female couples to create offspring using the bone marrow of one the women as a a source for creating synthesized sperm.

OB/GYN Doctor: "I hate to break it to you sir, but well the baby ain't yours, some woman totally boned your girl. . . She's your Baby's Momma's Baby Daddy"

by RifRaf February 25, 2008

bone to bone

Gay sex between two males.

Did you hear about Dave and John? I heard they went bone to bone.

by Joey Orgler 3 September 12, 2008

Boning Bones

Having sex with a corpse so long since dead that all that's left of it's remains is a skeleton.

Friend 1: "Where's Tommy?"
Friend 2: "He's with your mom."
Friend 1: "Dude, my mom's dead."
Friend 2: "Yeah... he's boning bones."

by GentleOnJames November 30, 2016

bone bone

fuck a girl with your underwear on (cotton condom)

i fucked a girl using a bone bone

by thomas gootch November 25, 2006