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Noun: To be substituted for "bridesmaid" in the expression "Always a bridesmaid and never a bride." Use is limited to a reference to sports, sport hobby, or dating.
That Tony and Rico guys, they're always Bonaccis and never a bride in our fantasy football league.
Bonacci by Truant January 13, 2004
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(v) The act of utterly failing something.
Duuude.

What's wrong?

I totally Bonacci'd that last date. I'm certainly not getting a second chance.
Bonacci by Daffaka #2 October 22, 2009
Comes from the latin word: Corvettus Championicus StarWarsChumpus
A Bonacci triangle has two equal length sides.
Bonacci by Philip C. Samaro January 14, 2004
Multiple Meanings :

- To talk extremely loud in an office environment when on the phone to business clients to make it sound like you're overly important.

- To give everyone you know a motivational talk despite the fact no one finds it motivating

- To share your "wisdom" and "knowledge" despite no one wanting to hear it

- Excessive Beard Growth

- To walk around the office when on the phone so that every department can hear super important call

- A playlist of motivating 80's montage music
Person A : "has anyone got any good music we can put on?"
Person B : Stick on the Bonacci List !!!
Bonacci by davidbrent00001 May 1, 2016

Jim Bonacci 

Creator of Happy Wheels.
Jim Bonacci by Kenton Makings October 30, 2018

Jim Bonacci 

Jim Bonacci is a well-known person for making games. He first started by making Flash animations such as Oh Beautiful Day and Where's My Bike?. His first Flash game was called Divine Intervention. In 2006 (WOW!!!) totaljerkface.com was released! His well-known game is called Happy Wheels.
Person 1: Who's Jim Bonacci, is he losing his mind?
Person 2: It's a person who made Happy Wheels you biscuit!
Jim Bonacci by RandomGuy4291142 December 16, 2022

Jeremiah James Rae Bonacci-Rocca 

Jerry is an amazing sexy dude, an amazing lover in public and alone. He will show you passion and attention no matter where you two are <3

But his sister and his gf calls him a donkeh.
Jeremiah James Rae Bonacci-Rocca is amazing.
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