bon-bon

A general reference to the chocolates eaten by housewives while watching soap-operas instead of performing their "given" tasks of taking care of the house.
The only way Martha managed to maintain her sanity was by continuing her tradition of watching "Days of Our Lives" and eating bon-bons while nervously wondering if Lucky would die from his fall down the elevator shaft.
by damsonrhee June 09, 2006
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A more politically-correct word used in place of "ass."
"I wanna be your lover, your only latin lover.
We'll go around the world in a day.
Don't say no, no.
Shake it my way, oh shake your bon-bon,
shake your bon-bon, shake your bon-bon." -Ricky Martin

"Damn yo, check out the soft bouncy bon-bon on that bitch."

"Hey you, if you fuck with those Crips over there, you're gonna get your bon-bon kicked like there's no tomorrow!"

"Word of advice to anyone getting arrested and sent up north: If you want to keep your bon-bon-hole from getting dilated to when it's twice the normal diameter, then don't drop the soap!"

"As all of you should well know, the Bush Administration are nothing but a bunch of bon-bon-holes."

"Nowadays, many P2P users are using methods to protect themselves and the file-sharing trend from the Recording Industry Bon-bon-sociation of America."





Mark H. Since February 2004.
by Mark H January 19, 2005
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a person who is fat, ugly, and gay
hey look, theres a bon-bon.
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Jack went out with Tammy, who must weigh 300-pounds. She is a real bon-bon.
by Brandon H. March 31, 2006
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bon bons

small and nicely shaped titties..
Look at the chocolate bon bons on that stripper
by tit for tot June 01, 2010
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Bon Bon

The most hurt Sister Location animatronic in history because of Funtime Freddy saying: HeY bOn BoN gO GeT eM! YeEt!
Freddy can you not throw Bon Bon against the wall for ONE FLIPPING TIME!!!!
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Candy (french), though used in North America as a slight on someone's junk eating habits
She gets so fat doing nothing but popping bon bons in front of the tele at night.
by ImperialZenta June 14, 2006
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