A deity often found by
people under the influence of multiple substances.
The Great Boomski is the biggest and the baddest deity out there.
God saw this and he was pissed, so he had a fighting tournament. All the best deities were there; Sheba, Buddha, Ra, Odin, and naturally, the Great Boomski.
After fighting through the brackets of all the deities,
God and Boomski end up in the finals.
Boomski tried to find some relaxation before fighting
God, so he wanders into
God's locker room and finds
God's slam piece - and
God only has the finest slam piece.
God's slam piece took one look at Boomski and says "Why don't you bring over some of that Boomdick" and Boomski wasn't bitch made, Boomski was real thug, so he turned it out.
Boomski leaves feeling good and
God comes in seeing his slam piece just demolished.
God was angered by this.
The next day, Boomski is nice and loosened up, but
God is frustrated. They get to the fighting ring and
God was like, "Boomski! I'm going to beat your ass!!" but Boomski threw his flex up.
BOOM! Oceans, Mountains, Rivers.
He whips his dick out and it hits the floor of the ring.
BOOM! Rabbits, deers, jrafs.
He threw his dick over his shoulder and
God knew he couldn't compete, so he turned away.
Boomski snapped his fingers and the finest slam piece joined him. They got on his intergalactic skateboard and rode off into space to watch over you, and to this day he still watches over
us all.
