Originated by the union of Jennifer and Rocko Bolt. The dynamic couple was nicknamed Boltastic based on their last name: 1. Bolt and the fact that together they never ceased to amaze friends and family with their almost super power like ability to make shit happen.
2. Proving continues comic relief resulting in unexpected giggling outbursts of anticipation of what they will say or do next when Rocko and Jennifer make appearances in any social setting.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.