A place where idiots from Manhattan wish they could live, but are to fucking stupid so they settle for paying $2,500 a month to rent an apartment the size of a walk-in closet and call that living! Boise offers fast access to the outdoors (unlike the saps in NYC who call Central Park wilderness). Mt. biking, cycling, hiking, skiing, rafting and clean air! Yet, everytime we end up someplace like Manhattan we hear the same stuipd morons tell potato jokes. The joke is on those fools! Go ahead, crame yourself into a hell hole with 8 million other idiots and delude yourself that NYC is great - give me reality! Give me Idaho!
A two hour drive in any direction from Boise takes you to a diverse environmental experience - mountains, lava fields, rivers, and REAL people!
by BuddyStone October 27, 2006
emerging mitropolis of 250,000 ppl where everyone including the nice old ladies who live there pack guns
Guy 1: shit dude that grandma just pulled a .38 out from under her dress and capped that schmoozebag salesman from california
Guy 2: this is boise bro you"ll get used to seeing that
Guy 2: this is boise bro you"ll get used to seeing that
by charlie 0 October 01, 2009
A city people growing up in/living in during the 90's (Aka "The Golden Age") could fall in love with. I never even knew there was a desert around boise until I became a frequent flier. But anyways...
Boise in the 90's was a peaceful area, and I know this becuase I lived in a neighborhood full of child rapists and never once got abducted walking home from school. There was a slighty more creative slang language back then too. Old playground insults like "Gaywaud" were sputtered about, resulting in laughter, and people didn't seem to get offended as much. There were a lot less fads polluting the environment (To name a few that we have today.... emo, chav, juggalo, skater, WoW subscriber, country music, believing in global warming, atheism etc.) , so basically a more intelligent generation of people.
People would gather and listen to some good tunes like The Smashing Pumpkins. They could aslo gather and play video games that actually had a plot and treasure the silly/cheesy gameplay and jagged graphics.
Boise now, however, is something of a cess pool. It has expanded and practically absorbed the less interesting places like Nampa, Caldwell, and Meridian. Retards, chavs, and bums cloud the streets like a plague. More califronians have slipped in, and the city altogether has devolved. The camelot era is forgotten. It's as though God has decided to take a big dump on my childhood. The sandbox has filled up with dogterds! (Wtf? Thought I had a fence?)
The rest of Idaho is pretty much the same. A shithole with lots of egotistical, argumentative, moronic, opinionated, "Open minded" (Drug addicted), Guitar-game-appendage obsessed freak liberals. Or the occasional hillbilly you see working at the Goodwill store that just irks the fuck out of you. You really don't want to live here.
Boise in the 90's was a peaceful area, and I know this becuase I lived in a neighborhood full of child rapists and never once got abducted walking home from school. There was a slighty more creative slang language back then too. Old playground insults like "Gaywaud" were sputtered about, resulting in laughter, and people didn't seem to get offended as much. There were a lot less fads polluting the environment (To name a few that we have today.... emo, chav, juggalo, skater, WoW subscriber, country music, believing in global warming, atheism etc.) , so basically a more intelligent generation of people.
People would gather and listen to some good tunes like The Smashing Pumpkins. They could aslo gather and play video games that actually had a plot and treasure the silly/cheesy gameplay and jagged graphics.
Boise now, however, is something of a cess pool. It has expanded and practically absorbed the less interesting places like Nampa, Caldwell, and Meridian. Retards, chavs, and bums cloud the streets like a plague. More califronians have slipped in, and the city altogether has devolved. The camelot era is forgotten. It's as though God has decided to take a big dump on my childhood. The sandbox has filled up with dogterds! (Wtf? Thought I had a fence?)
The rest of Idaho is pretty much the same. A shithole with lots of egotistical, argumentative, moronic, opinionated, "Open minded" (Drug addicted), Guitar-game-appendage obsessed freak liberals. Or the occasional hillbilly you see working at the Goodwill store that just irks the fuck out of you. You really don't want to live here.
by Never even seen a potato field..... February 03, 2008
A largely used word in the rs communtiy for one who gmaes golf and runescape with little skill, and very few friends. Started in campbell river by using the word boyz such as what is up boyz then a kid named kyle asked what does that mean? and another kid said shut up your so boise. the word then became very popular and came to mean everything that kyle kid is, fat, gamer, loser, fag etc. It is now used as a common insult such as fag.
by yodopee May 31, 2007
1. Terrible so-called city where sophomorics thrive. Just because it's the only place in Idaho that doesn't have to do with hicks and potatoes, they brag about it and think they're all-that while they live in one-story homes and holds parties with 3 people. LOSERS!!!
2. City of the heart-breaker boys. DO NOT ever date a Boisean guy. He will break your heart and not only that but he will tell the whole world about how he dumped you bad and how you went all emo because of it.
2. City of the heart-breaker boys. DO NOT ever date a Boisean guy. He will break your heart and not only that but he will tell the whole world about how he dumped you bad and how you went all emo because of it.
1. OMG I live in Boise, Idaho! I'm rich! Whooo hoo! I'm rich yet I still go to stupid department store racks and buy shirts for five bucks and live in microscopic homes!!!
2. I'm a guy from Boise and I break hearts! Whoo hoo!!!
2. I'm a guy from Boise and I break hearts! Whoo hoo!!!
by OMG its me March 22, 2006
what hick likes. hick started likeing boise when he started middle school and has liked them ever sence. he likes the dark hairy meat even more. its said with an accient, making the s a z.
by aj April 01, 2005
b-town is a land of plenty. it's got north-western heart and activty galore. the moutains are your idaho playground. most cars have ski, kayak or bike racks because people are all about being a part of their environment. boise is comfortable, yet always advancing into the big city it might one day be. boise people are welcome to each new cultural event or downtown festival that brings us a little closer to metropolitan-life. in driving outside the central area, one finds a peaceful country existence juxtaposed with newly developed subdivisions. it retains farming community charm while presenting the good and bad that comes with growth. boise is perfect-move here. you will be happy.
by Urban Dictionary October 02, 2005