a person with a hairy back and unibrow who demands things instantly and leaves a shitty tip. they bring their own food to a restaurant and take up space and should bepooped on for sitting too long.
Caller: Hello, this is Vince Bobaganoosh.
Callee: Who the bloody hell is that?
Caller: YOUR MAMA!
(everyone around the caller goes "OOOOOHHHHH" until they realize the caller is an idiot and kill him)