bob barker

Texas hold'em poker hole cards: King of spades and 9 of spades. Pun for "spayed K-9" from the traditional Price Is Right show ending reminder to spay or neuter your pet.

"Bob Barker's all in, bitch."

by Coell May 14, 2005

bob barker

A penis that is long and skinny with a big knob head. Like the microphone on the Price is Right.

You'd really just have to see a bob barker to believe it.

by madyago June 30, 2008

bob barker

Value weed. Bud that may or may not be high grade, but what matters is that the "Price is Right".

Fiend: Hey man, how much for that quarter?

Dealer: Man, I got that Bob Barker: $5 grams!

by evasive February 11, 2008

bob barker

A man commonly known to be happy and smiling about everything, whether the contest on The Price is Right won something or not.

He also enjoys neutering unsuspecting dogs.

"GOOD JOB YOU WON A NEW CAR! :)" -Bob Barker

"You just lost at Plinko. HOW U DO DAT WTF NOOB?! :)" -Bob Barker

"See that stray over there? He looks like he still has a set.I hope you brought the scissors. I hate using my hands...
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:)" -Bob Barker

by I want man meat! March 24, 2008

bob barker

a poop or a turd.. aka a kenny. usually large although sometimes not so much

"Man I just dropped a huge bob barker in that bowl. It was sorta black, what does that mean?"

"I think it means your stomach's bleeding, that's weird. Anyway yeah i took a bob barker and it hurt man."

that sucks.

by jarchrist December 11, 2007

Bob Barker

the long-running host of Price is Right. He still has energy after all these years to run the program. He should be hailed as a god.

And now, the host of Price is Right...BOB BARKER!

by World Domination February 18, 2005

Bob Barker

Incredibly old, host of The Price is Right. Also freakishly strong, as shown in Happy Gilmore.

"I hate that Bob Barker!"
"The price is wrong, bitch!"
-Adam Sandler

by --Meatwad-- November 26, 2004