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Boardin' 

Fornication (normally in a bed with box springs and boards) in a non-commital relationship.
"Man, you left early. Did you get some boardin' in?"
Boardin' by Kyme Urban January 4, 2010

Boofy Boardin 

The act of butt chugging water. It is usually done when your body is under duress. Overheating and/or dehydration are common reasons for "drinking" H2O this way because science has proven your body absorbs liquids better anally than orally. Also there is no better way to lower core body temperature than a nice glass of icewater pumped through your poop chute.
"Is Loren OK? "
"Meh, he'll be fine. That anal fissure he got from Ol'Fireplug had him crying and sweating so much he bout had a stroke from dehydration. He's in the back now *boofy boardin a couple Ice mountains.
Boofy Boardin by Swirvvv1 November 1, 2021

Out Boarding 

When your girl lifts your penis and motorboats your nuts
Damn that chick straight pushed Lenny's Dick out the way and started out boarding hard

Ghetto Boarding

When it snows in the South in a city like Little Rock or Memphis and you tie a rope onto the back of a vehicle with 4 wheel drive and, and behind it on a trash can lid or other object. Ghetto Boarding is easy to do if you have the proper vehicle. No one in the South knows how to drive in the snow so the roads are wide open for boarding!
"Yo nig look outside! It snowed an entire 2 inches! You know what that means?!?!"
"Ahh yeah we goin ghetto boarding son!"

Paddle Boarding 

When a man tosses another man's salad while stroking 2 guys penis' from side to side in a rowing motion.
Hey, look at those 3 guys paddle boarding...Man the guy in the middle is sure getting a workout....he must be into cross fit.
Paddle Boarding by Skin DIver February 6, 2022

Bean boarding 

Similar to water boarding, but with beans. It’s done by forcing someone’s head back and inserting a funnel in their mouth. Then, the funnel is filled with beans, forcing them to eat them all. It’s a very popular torture device.
My uncle was a pow in ww3, and he refused to give any information. That is, until they started bean boarding him.
Bean boarding by Dennisimo Jr. August 9, 2018