blumpwich

receiving oral sex while taking a dump and eating a ham sandwich.(Must be a ham sandwich no exceptions)

I always keep a ham sandwich in my fridge just in case i am lucky enough to get a blumpwich.

by Andy Brophy January 6, 2009

Blumpkwich

The act of eating a sandwich, getting a blowjob, and taking a dump all at the same time.

Jesse -"Why weren't you in class"
Rich - "Sorry I was busy getting a blumpkwich"
Jesse - "..."
Rich- "yup"

by DragoonReborn October 21, 2010

Double Decker Blumpkwich

The act of getting a blowjob by two girls while eating a sandwich and taking a dump.

Jesse - "Why weren't you in class again?"
Rich- "I was getting a double decker blumpkwich."
Jesse - "I dont know whether to be jealous or throw up."
Rich- "Your just jealous."

by DragoonReborn October 21, 2010

Blumpchuck

When a boy is taking a shit and getting a blowjob at the same time and the girl can not stand the smell so she upchucks or throws-up.

Blumpchucks are really gross.

by BossmanJR May 25, 2009

blumpsicle

a frozen blump club

The blump club just wasnt doing the trick, so i had to bust out the blumpsicle....see if she tries me again.

by the dude 1234 October 11, 2009

Blumpchode

When you recieve a blumpkin and the turd that you produce is at least as wide as it is long (see chode)

"Hey! Even better than the blumpkin she gave me yesterday was the blumpCHODE of today! Awesome!"

by Chodaextreme November 3, 2008

Blamwich

A home-made sandwich creation so delicious it deserves an exclamatory prefix.

My home-made Italian ain't no sandwich, it's a BLAMwich.

by PorkNPussy October 2, 2016