When a woman lies about the men she has(n't) slept with. Often resulting in rumors and negative attention for the other parties involved, especially if the bluffmuff isn't attractive, which is often.

Hey, I heard that you slept with Cindy last night bro. How drunk were you?

Ah hell nah that bitch ain't nothin but a bluffmuff!

Bluffmuff by lalalululolo November 9, 2010

Related Words

bluff muff • buffmuffin • buff muff • bluff guff • Fluffmuffinness • blunt muffin • Buff Puffs • Blue Muff • Blue Muffin • Buff Buff

buffmuffin

female not wearing any panties under her pants

"Hey - I heard that Jane is going buffmuffin today !"

buffmuffin by Marty20525 August 3, 2007

bluff muff

A girl that seems rather attractive wearing clothes, but during the fingering proccess, you find a rather dense rough region of pubic hair. Many ladies with ethnic background's share this common disorder.

Guy 1: wow have you seen that chick tania tonight?
Guy 2: Stay well away she is a genuine Bluff Muff
guy 1: You sure?
Guy 2: Very.

bluff muff by lukeellery April 29, 2006

Fluffmuffinness

something so insanely soft and luxurious you want to kill it.

That cake has a major fluffmuffinness factor.

Fluffmuffinness by Moe Alexandra July 9, 2010

bluntmuffin

A band; used as a play on the band name “Limp Bizkit”

Bluntmuffin has a live show that could headline Woodstock ‘2029

bluntmuffin by the little kicks August 14, 2022

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026