daddy's little helpers: cialis and viagra;
The old dude was trying to get some street cred with his pole dancer but couldnt get it up. Presto change-o, he took a little blue Viagra or popped a yellow Cialis and he was ok with the stripper. Then the old fat dude started talking about the tatoo he was getting. Stripper was interested in the money; whatever.
The old dude was trying hard to show he had street cred, but found he couldn't even get it up for the pole dancer. Presto, change-o - a little Viagra cured his Blues. Sometimes he took along the yellow Cialis. He was old and fat, so just in case he always packed his yellows and blues before a night out. He was hard for the stripper - but she was into it just for the money.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)