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yellows and blues

daddy's little helpers: cialis and viagra;
The old dude was trying to get some street cred with his pole dancer but couldnt get it up. Presto change-o, he took a little blue Viagra or popped a yellow Cialis and he was ok with the stripper. Then the old fat dude started talking about the tatoo he was getting. Stripper was interested in the money; whatever.
The old dude was trying hard to show he had street cred, but found he couldn't even get it up for the pole dancer. Presto, change-o - a little Viagra cured his Blues. Sometimes he took along the yellow Cialis. He was old and fat, so just in case he always packed his yellows and blues before a night out. He was hard for the stripper - but she was into it just for the money.
yellows and blues by swami04 January 14, 2008

what you get when you mix blue and yellow 

green, funkyfunk, funkeefunkee, HERBal tea, dat primary concoction,
"what you get when you mix blue and yellow?"
"dat supa green"
"don't forget the red hairs"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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