Blueberry bagel 

Shove organic blueberries into your partners asshole then have them shit the them into yours keep repeating this until the blueberry turns into smoothie

Logan and I tried out the blueberry bagel now we have a smoothie to enjoy

Blueberry bagel by aooooooossksjsj September 9, 2025

@blueberrybagel 

they sadly passed away ☹️☹️ its almost like i can still see them streaming😭😭

did you hear about the super famous person @blueberrybagel?
yeah, so sad they tragically lost their three cannon lives 😞

@blueberrybagel by jillybeann July 8, 2021

blueberrybagel 

Blueberrybagel is and epic Twitch steamer, Tiktokker, and YouTuber

She hasn’t received enough recognition for her awesomeness but she does have a group (read: cult) of extraordinary people who are willing to drop anything for their Lord and Savior Blue.

Blue has died and been resurrected several times putting her between Jesus and God. Below I shall provide a ritual instructions in case you ever find yourself in a situation where you need to summon or resurrect Blue.

What you want to do is grab a bunch of blueberry bagels and 4 candles. Places one cancel on each cardinal point around the blueberry bagel.

If you must resurrect Blue just send a picture of said bagel ritual to the Discord.

Ritual incantation to summon blueberrybagel:

“My Lord and Savior Blue, shall appear out of the blue to provide assistance in my time of need”

blueberrybagel by Yiké: Just don’t do that July 9, 2021