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blue smoke 

when smoking weed, there is little or no smoke, causing it to look a little blue and the weed is ash
"Aw dude, ash that shit out, I just got blue smoke"

"Dude, ew, that was blue smoke"
blue smoke by envy89 October 11, 2008

smoke the blue vein havana 

Hey Babe, come and smoke the blue vein havana

cock-smoker blue 

A shade of light blue that would instantly suggest that you smoke pole.
Did you see the guy down the street painted his dirt bike cock-smoker blue?
cock-smoker blue by Yz Fritz January 28, 2013

smoking the blue crack

Acting like a complete idiot. Presumably "the blue crack" is Drain-O Crystals. "Have you been smoking the blue crack?" is thus analogous to "Have you been drinking turpentine?"

Note that this usage pre-dates the use of "blue crack" as slang for Tylenol PM.
"A customer asked me today if I could see her computer screen through the phone. I asked her if she was smoking the blue crack."

Blue Vained Havana Smoker 

A female / male that enjoys the odd smoke from the fine blue havana beach
or
a cock sucker
mmm... that blue vained havana is really tickling the back of my throat... i must be a blue vained havana smoker
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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