Definitions by StevenSeagalsBallsack

Sudanese Slinky 

When a man pulls on his dick until it resembles that of a old and heavily used Slinky.

Damn Nick, your dick looks like a Sudanese Slinky from all of the repetitive jelqing.

Sudanese Slinky by StevenSeagalsBallsack December 14, 2024

Danish Icehammer 

When a man sticks his erect penis into a freezer until it develops frostbite, and then promptly inserts it into one or more of his partners orifices.

Wow hunny, that Danish Icehammer really sent chills down my spine!

Danish Icehammer by StevenSeagalsBallsack December 14, 2024

Bhutanese Blowbang 

The act of banging and then blowing, tantalizing the penis until the man is ready to bang again, with this process occuring indefinitely, in an infinite and endless cycle.

Some say a Bhutanese Blowbang is the sexual cycle ones soul goes through during transcendent self actualization, and that Gandhi himself is stuck in sexual samsara due to it.

Bhutanese Blowbang by StevenSeagalsBallsack December 14, 2024

Pakistani Polevault 

When a man uses his erect penis to launch himself high into the air. This maneuver is the leading cause of Peyronie's disease in the Eastern hemisphere.

Wow Jugdesh, I can't believe you were able to launch yourself over that fence with a Pakistani Polevault!

Pakistani Polevault by StevenSeagalsBallsack December 14, 2024

Hungarian Helicopter 

When you rotate your body as fast as you can while you are balls deep in a girl's ass.

Wow hunny, this Hungarian Helicopter feels so good with how fast your spinning in my ass!

Hungarian Helicopter by StevenSeagalsBallsack December 14, 2024