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blowjob betty 

a girl who is known to blow alot of guys, or give lots of head.
every party blowjob betty goes to, she gives someone head.
blowjob betty by *BitchPlease. July 23, 2006

blowjob betty 

She could blow more head than a whale blows water. Blowjob betty make your dick get harder. Shes a one of a kind, a hell of a girl, A trip and a half around the world. Blowjob betty is dumb, A fiend for a fuck and a mouth full of cum.
One night at a club, she was puttin in work
All you had to do was step up to her
She was in the bathroom sayin one at a time
Wasnt my bitch but she still was fine
So I went in the back room, seen the bitch
Slapped her on the head, said, you ready to switch?
And to the players out there
Instantly, blowjob betty started servin me
blowjob betty by Jared Jordan July 18, 2007

Blowjob Betty 

A girls eye makeup that is runny, smeared or looking like a raccoon, after doing a non-sexual activity.
Him: Damn, did you just suck him off before you walked in?
Her: No I just woke up from a nap.

Him: okay, if you say so Blowjob Betty.
Blowjob Betty by @cajanpowder March 26, 2019
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026